June 2013
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
leave me alone but also give me constant attention
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
The “Crowley squint” is basically my reaction to everything.
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my mum’s boyfriend turned up earlier than he was meant to and my mum won’t be home for another hour and i didn’t know what else to do so i’m making him watch les mis and i think my mum’s going to kill me when i get home
HE’S SINGING? HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS
Keep him.
People
Are
Easy
To
Kill
is that john green
no
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to
